Avocadonkey's Escapist

Welcome to the absurdly scenic Avocadonkey's Escapist, where the trees are always greener on the other side, but only if you're looking for a good time!

Here, you'll find the most thrilling adventures, the most daring quests, and the most questionable life choices. All set against the backdrop of our beautiful, slightly-better-than-average avocado farm.

So, what are you waiting for? Dive in, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

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