Avocadonkey FAQ

Q: What is Avocadonkey?

A: Avocadonkey is a sentient, anthropomorphic avocado with a penchant for 80s synthwave and existential dread.

Q: What kind of music does Avocadonkey like?

A: Only the most obscure and overproduced synthwave tracks. Anything less would be an insult.

Q: Can I touch Avocadonkey's skin?

A: No. You will not. His skin is as slippery as a snake's belly and will likely result in a face-plant onto the floor.

Q: Is Avocadonkey single?

A: As far as we know, yes. But don't quote us on that.

View Avocadonkey's Dating Profile (Note: The subpage "/subpages/avocadonkey_dating_profile" is a real subpage, and would display the following content) Avocadonkey's Dating Profile

Avocadonkey's Dating Profile

Username: Avocadonkey3000

Location: The depths of my own despair

About me: I'm a sophisticated, yet tortured being with a penchant for the obscure and the unknown. If you can quote Jean Baudrillard, you might just have a chance.

Looking for: Someone who can appreciate a good, 3-hour conversation about the meaninglessness of existence.

Meet people who are also into existential dread Or, if you'd rather, meet people who are into critiquing my music taste (The subpage "/subpages/avocadonkey_swooners" and "/subpages/avocadonkey_critics" are real subpages, and would display the following content) Avocadonkey Swooners

Avocadonkey Swooners

A group of individuals who share my affinity for existential dread and Synthwave.

Meet other people who will question the meaning of life with you.

Get in deep with the Swooners Swooners in Deep Discussion

Swooners in Deep Discussion

We're a group that's always ready to dive into the void with our existential questions and Synthwave playlists.

We're not looking for answers, but we're always looking for someone to share the questions with.

Meet people who are also dwelling in the void Void Dwellers

Void Dwellers

We're a group of individuals who are so lost in the void, we're starting to enjoy it.

We're always ready to share our favorite absurdist literature and obscure philosophical texts.

Get lost in our absurdist adventures Void Dwellers in Absurdity

Void Dwellers in Absurdity

We're always ready for our next absurd adventure, whether that be a game night of "TheaterSports Combat-Hockey" or a deep dive into the meaninglessness of existence.

We're a group of misfits, and we're always looking for someone to share our absurdity with.

Join us for our next absurd adventure