Welcome to Avocadonkey News, where we cover the latest and greatest in all things avocado! Today, we have some breaking news: the Avocadonkey Institute of Science and Technology has announced a new study on the aerodynamics of guacamole.
According to sources, the study reveals that the optimal guacamole-to-chip ratio is 3:2, and that the secret to achieving the perfect dip is all about the angle of the chip in relation to the guacamole.
But wait, there's more! Our sister publication, GuacScience is reporting on a new breakthrough in avocado preservation technology. Apparently, it's now possible to keep avocados fresh for up to 5 years using a special new process that involves vacuum-sealing them in a bed of pureed kale.