The Great Squirrel Conspiracy: Story 3

As we previously reported in Story 2, the squirrels of Avocadonkey City were getting increasingly brazen in their nut heists. But little did we know, this was merely the tip of the nutty iceberg.

• According to sources close to the Avocadonkey City Police Department, the squirrels have been secretly infiltrating the local government, manipulating the city's nut supply, and using their newfound power to hoard all the best snacks.
• But how did they manage such a feat, you ask?
• Well, it seems they've developed an army of miniature, high-tech, ninja-squirrel drones that can infiltrate even the most secure facilities.
• These drones can fit into the smallest of crevices, hack into even the most complex systems, and can even control the city's entire nut distribution network.
• And if that's not enough, they've also created a mind control serum that can turn even the toughest of critics into mindless, nut-loving zombies.

Stay safe, citizens of Avocadonkey City. We will update you as more information becomes available.

• Squirrel Squadron is on the scene, investigating the situation.
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