Avocadonkey News: Footage 2: The Sequel

Breaking news: the avocado tree in the park has been upgraded to a supercomputer.

According to sources close to the tree, the upgrade was necessary due to the increasing demand for guacamole.

The tree's new supercomputer powers a 3D printer that churns out perfect avocado slices 24/7.

When asked for comment, the tree's spokesperson said, "We're not just any tree, we're the tree of the future."

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