Top Ten Avocadonkey Puns

1. Why was the avocado a great DJ?

Because it was a guac to be around!

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2. Why did the monkey get kicked out of the avocado bar?

Because it was caught monkeying around!

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3. What do you call an avocado that's a good listener?

An avocadonkey!

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