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Top Story: Local Avocadonkey Spotted Roaming Downtown

Yesterday, a rare sighting of an Avocadonkey was reported in the heart of our city. The creature, described as "tall, green, and slightly menacing," was seen strolling down Main St, leaving a trail of crushed guacamole in its wake.

Witnesses claim the Avocadonkey was sporting a fedora and carrying a cane, and appeared to be on a mission to find the city's best burrito.

Opinion

"I'm not surprised," said local resident and self-proclaimed Avocadonkey expert, "I've been telling people for years that our city is a haven for these creatures."

"They're just looking for a good meal, and who can blame them?"

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