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Our top sports journalist, Bob Squeeze, reports that in a shocking upset, Balthazar McSnazz, the Avocadonkey's most beloved golfer, took home the coveted Golden Gourd trophy at the annual Water Balloon Toss Tournament. When asked for a statement, McSnazz simply smiled, winked, and said, "I've always had a thing for water."
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