A: It's a social media platform where you can post about your feelings, but only if those feelings are related to avocados.
A: Avocados are the fruit of the gods, and if you don't care about them, you're missing out on a whole world of creamy, green, deliciousness.
A: Just click the "Sign Up Now" button on the homepage, and don't forget to check the box that says "I love avocados" or your account will be deleted faster than a ripe avocado in a hot summer.
A: Of course it's real, you just have to believe in the power of the avocado.