Just had the most epic battle with a raccoon in my backyard! Who knew they had a thing for 80s rock music?

Now my trash can is full of empty beer cans and my lawn is full of raccoon-sized holes. #raccoonproblems #trashcansfordays

Just spent the whole day playing video games and eating Cheetos. My stomach hurts, but my high score doesn't. #gamerlife

Don't @ me, I can still beat you in "Angry Birds".

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