Just ate a whole jar of guacamole while watching cat videos. I think I'm a goner.
Avocadonkey's Guide to Properly Riding a Skateboard While Eating a Tacos
Why did I just spend $500 on a vintage, one-of-a-kind, neon-painted skateboard? Asking for a friend.
Just had to cancel my flight to Tokyo because I realized I could buy 20 more pounds of guacamole
Who else is ready for the Avocadonkey's 2023 World Tour? (Just me, apparently)