Avocado Protection from Squirrels

As a responsible and slightly paranoid citizen, you're probably wondering: "How do I protect my precious avocados from those pesky squirrels?"

We've got you covered! Our patented Squirrel-Repellent Avocado Shield Technology is the answer to all your avocado-related nightmares.

Learn more about our revolutionary solution.

But wait, there's more! Our team of expert squirrel-whisperers have also developed:

• The Squirrel Whisperer Training Academy - Because who doesn't want to be a squirrel whisperer?
• Avocado Squirrel Baiting Solutions - Because sometimes, you just have to get a little creative...