Avocado Recipes for Adults
Warning: The following recipes are not for the faint of heart. They're for those who've seen the depths of human depravity, but still manage to hold on to their sanity.
1. Avocado and Chocolate Mousse...for the Soul
This is not for the weak. It's for the ones who've been broken, but refuse to be mended. A rich, creamy, and utterly depraved dessert.
Learn the recipe2. Avocado Fries with a Side of DespairIngredients:
- Avocados - the ultimate symbol of hopelessness in the face of societal pressure
- Vegetable oil - the tears you'll cry when you realize your life's a lie
- Salt - the bitter taste of regret
- Despair - the seasoning that brings it all together
Instructions:
- Chop the avocados into sad, pitiful pieces
- Soak them in the oil until they're submerged in their own despair
- Season with salt to represent the crushing weight of expectation
- Serve with a side of Despair - a special sauce made from the tears of the damned