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Step 2: Absurdity Tactics

In Which We Learn to Make the Most Ridiculous, the Most Inane, and the Most Utterly Confounding Decisions

Proceed to Step 3: Avocado-Based Problem Solving

Today, we will be covering the art of finding creative ways to use an avocado as a projectile in combat.

Avocado Projectile

Key Takeaways:

1. The key to a successful Avocado-Projectile is to aim for your opponent's eyes, then suddenly change targets mid-flight.

2. Practice your aim by throwing avocados at a nearby wall until you can consistently hit the spot where you want to.

Advanced Avocado Projectile Techniques