Avocadoreverywhere Review
Disclaimer: The following review is not sponsored by Avocadoreverywhere, but we're pretty sure they'd pay us if they knew about it.
Rating: 8.5/10 (would've been 9/10 if they had more guacamole)
Pros:
- Avocadoreverywhere has avocados everywhere. Like, seriously, everywhere.
- Their "guac-to-avocado" ratio is 4:1, which is basically a 1:1 ratio of guac to actual avocado.
- The CEO's mustache is on point.
Cons:
- The CEO's mustache is actually a 10-year-old's drawing on a whiteboard.
- Some avocados are, like, actually just green tomatoes with a few strategically placed pits.
- The "everywhere" part is actually just a few scattered avocados in the parking lot.