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Recipes for the Most Epic of Tacos

Warning: the following recipes are not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or taste buds.

Recipe 1: The "I'm a Functioning Adult" Taco

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of self-respect
• 1/2 cup of crippling student loans
• 1/4 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of avocado
• 1/4 cup of regret

Instructions:

1. Carefully combine ingredients in a medium-sized bowl of despair.
2. Stir counterclockwise for 17 minutes, or until the mixture resembles a deep well of sadness.
3. Pour into a shell of your choice, garnished with a sprinkle of "I should be doing better."

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