Avocadoreverywarerules Pledge

Dear friend, you are now part of the Avocadoreverywarerules Pledge!

As a member, you agree:

• to always put avocados first in every salad
• to never trust a non-avocado-based dessert
• to wear a tiny hat to every social gathering

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