A Vocado Every Warer Rules

Recipe for the most epic, most legendary, most utterly useless salad in the land:

Avocado Every Warer Salad

Ingredients:

• 1 ripe avocado, sliced
• 1 cup of every type of warer you can find (rain, sleet, hail, etc.)
• 1 tablespoon of despair

Instructions:

1. Cook the avocado until it's slightly browned, but not too browned, because that's just not right.
2. Mix in the every warer until it's just right. You know, until it's just... warer-ly mixed.
3. Season with despair, because that's just what this salad needs.
4. Serve and enjoy the existential dread of eating a salad that's been ruined by warer.

Related Subpages:

• Salad of Slightly Browned Avocado
• Warer of Undesirable Quantities
• Salad of Utter Despair