Avocadoreverywarerules: The Unholy Trinity of Strategic Victory

In a world where avocados are the only currency, the rules of war have been turned upside down. Our expert strategists have distilled the art of conflict into three simple principles:

1. First Move is Mayo: The Art of Distracting Your Enemy with Creamy Delights
2. Second Move is Guac: The Power of the Perfectly Ripened Fruit
3. Third Move is Salsa: The Secret to Luring Your Foe into a False Sense of Security