Here are our carefully curated rules for the art of avocadoreverywar:
Rule 1: Don't be a guacamole hater
Subrule 1.1: If someone says you can't eat avocados because they're not "natural", tell them to Google "what is natural"
Rule 2: Avocados are the answer to all life's problems
Subrule 2.1: If you're feeling stressed, just eat an entire avocado
Subrule 2.1