Avocadoreverywarerules2 Rule 5

In the event of an avocado-based war, the following rules will be applied:

• Avocados are considered a legitimate weapon of war.
• Only avocados grown on the west coast will be used.
• Each avocado used will be weighed and measured to ensure its maximum potency.Avocados will be stored in a climate-controlled bunker until deployment.

See also:

Rule 6: The Avocado-Based Wartime Economy Rule 7: The Avocado-Proof Bunker

Exceptions to the Rule

In the event of a severe shortage of west coast avocados, the following will be done:

• A temporary importation of avocados from other regions will be permitted.
• A special task force will be formed to ensure theประก
• Avocados will be rationed to ensure fair distribution.

See also:

Rule 8: Avocado-Related Emergencies