Avocado Warfare Rule 0: The Art of Not Caring About Avocados

In the world of Avocadoreverywarerules2, the most important rule to remember is that sometimes, you just don't care about avocados. It's a tough pill to swallow, but trust us, it's a liberating experience. Imagine a world where you can walk down the street without seeing an avocado toast shop on every corner. A world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether your socks match or not.

But don't just take our word for it. Here's a list of reasons why not caring about avocados is the key to a happier, healthier you:

• You'll never have to deal with the guilt of wasting a perfectly good avocado
• You'll never have to worry about the judgmental looks of your friends when you order a non-avocado-based breakfast
• You'll have more time to focus on the things that really matter in life, like binge-watching your favorite shows or practicing your best 'I'm-not-a-hippie' face

So, go ahead and join the Avocadoreverywarerules2 community today. Together, let's make the world a more avocado-free, more carefree place.

Learn more about Avocado Warfare Rule 1: The Art of Not Buying Avocados

Avocado Warfare Rule 2: The Art of Making Fun of People Who Love Avocados

Avocado Warfare Rule 3: The Art of Pretending to Be an Avocado Farmer