Article 2.1: Thou shalt not wear a Hawaiian shirt on Tuesdays, lest thou desire to incur the wrath of thy colleagues.
And find out why you can totally wear a Hawaiian shirt on Fridays, but only if you're wearing socks.
Rule 2.2: Thou shalt not use the microwave to reheat a tuna salad that's older than thy teenage daughter, unless thou art a certified foodie.
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