Avocadoreverywarerules2

Welcome to the Avocadoreverywarerules2, where the rules are simple: eat, fight, repeat.

Rule 1: Always eat the avocados. They are a delicacy.

Rule 2: Never share your avocados with the enemy. Trust no one.

Rule 3: In the event of an avocado shortage, rioting and civil unrest are acceptable.

• Subrule 1: The Avocado King's Decree
• Subrule 2: Treasonous behavior will be punished
• Subrule 3: Avocados will be rationed to prevent hoarding