Avocadorexpert: The Official Guide to Avocado Mastery
Are you tired of being a mere mortal, subject to the whims of the produce manager at your local market?
Do you dream of being an avocado expert, able to slice and dice with the finesse of a Japanese chef?
Well, congratulations! You've come to the right place. Avocadorexpert is your one-stop shop for all things avocade-related.
Learn how to identify the perfect avocado, from the wizened, battle-scarred veteran of the fruit stand to the delicate, ethereal beauty of the farm-fresh specimen.
Get the inside scoop on the best ways to ripen your avocados, from the ancient art of the "paper bag trick" to the modern science of ethylene gas manipulation.
And for the truly adventurous, try our advanced avocadorexpert training program, where you'll learn to slice, dice, and juggle your way to avocadorexpert status.
Avocadorexpert 101: The Basics