Because it's a nightmare of lost luggage, screaming babies, and questionable life choices.
- You have to choose between 'delicious' airport food and 'delightful' airport Wi-Fi.
- The 'fun' of security checkpoints: take off your shoes, belt, and all hope.
- The 'thrill' of being squished into a tiny seat for hours on end.
- The 'joy' of turbulence-induced panic.
But wait, it gets better! You can also:
- Spend an arm and a leg on 'convenience' fees.
- Watch as your plane is delayed by 'mechanical issues' or 'weather'.
- Enjoy the 'romance' of being stuck in a crowded, noisy airport with nothing but a stale bag of peanuts to sustain you.