Ontologically Pleasureable Humans: A Guide to Avoidance

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This guide is for individuals who wish to maintain a healthy ontological distance from reality. It covers various techniques to avoid the crushing weight of existence.

Ontological Dodge Techniques

1. Denial - Refuse to acknowledge the existence of anything that displeases you.

2. Projection - Blame your problems on others, it's always someone else's fault.

3. Aggression - Take out your frustrations on those around you, it's a great way to distract from the void within.

4. Rationalization - Justify your actions by convincing yourself they're for the greater good.

Epistemological Escape Routes

1. Disinformation - Spread false information to confuse and mislead others.

2. Censorship - Suppress knowledge that threatens your worldview.

3. Misdirection - Distract people with trivialities, keep them from seeing the truth.

4. Evasion - Avoid discussing the issue altogether, it's too complicated.

Ontological Evasion Tactics

1. Mindless Consumption - Distract yourself with consumer goods and services.

2. Solipsistic Escapism - Focus on your own self-interest, forget about the world around you.

3. Escapism - Run away from problems and responsibilities.

4. Nihilism - Believe that life has no inherent meaning, and thus, nothing really matters.