Technique 1: The Art of Not Caring (a.k.a. The Art of Not Being Human)

Step 1: Deny, Deny, Deny

When your feelings get the best of you, just tell them to take a hike. Literally. Leave your body, your mind, and your soul behind. It's like that old joke: "I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to happiness." Yeah, sure.

Step 2: Practice Stoicism

Step 1b: The Art of Not Caring (Advanced)