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Tips and Tricks for the Chronically Indecisive

Tip 1: Practice the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Develop a keen eye for spotting opportunities to delay action and maximize relaxation time.

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Tip 2: Master the Ancient Art of Procrastination

Perfect your skills in finding creative ways to put off tasks, from 'just one more minute' to 'five more minutes'.

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Tip 3: Cultivate a Sense of Apathy

Train yourself to respond to even the most pressing of questions with a confident 'meh.'

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