THE AVOIDANCE OF ACTUAL HUMAN CONNECTION: A 6-PAGE EXERCISE IN INDIFFERENTNESS

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Page 5: The art of doing nothing, with a side of nothing.

The most important thing about avoiding human connection is to not do anything remotely human-like.

Don't talk to strangers, avoid eye contact, and for the love of all that is unholy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT, engage in small talk.

Here are some tips to help you on your journey to avoid humans:

1. Wear a "I'm not interested" expression on your face at all times.

2. Practice your "I'm not listening" ears, it's a delicate art.

And remember, humans are the worst.