A Guide for the Cautiously Disengaged

Subpage 4: The Art of Avoiding Actual Human Connection

Are you tired of people asking to borrow your stapler? Do you shudder at the thought of attending a social gathering where small talk is mandatory? Do you find yourself wondering if there's a way to live life without ever having to say "yes" to anyone who doesn't serve a purpose?

We've got you covered.

Chapter 4: The Power of Misdirection

Did you know that the key to avoiding actual human connection is all about misdirection? That's right, folks, it's not about being a jerk or a loner – it's about being a master of diversion and deception.

Read on: Subpage 7 – The Art of Active Ignoring