Step 2: Abandon All Hope

After taking the first step, you've already failed.

You've given up on humanity, on love, on the meaning of life itself. You're now a hollow shell of your former self, wandering aimlessly through the digital void.

But don't worry, we're just getting started! Our experts at Step 3: Pretend You're Not a Monster will guide you through the next stage of your dehumanization.

Or, if you're feeling particularly cynical, you can skip ahead to Step 5: The Point of No Return.

Remember, there's no turning back. Or is there?