Exes on the Red Carpet

A comprehensive guide to navigating the treacherous waters of romance

Warning: contents may be hazardous to your sanity

Chapter 1: The Art of Ghosting with Finesse

Learn the delicate art of sending the perfect "it's not you, it's me" text message

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Chapter 2: The Subtweet of Desperation

A step-by-step guide to crafting the perfect passive-aggressive Twitter thread

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Chapter 3: The Science of Being a Drama Queen

An in-depth look at the physics of overreacting to every little thing

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