Are you tired of being caught in the icy grip of the system? Do you want to avoid the cold, calculating grasp of the government? Look no further! This subpage is dedicated to teaching you how to evade the icy grab of the man.
Disclaimer: The information on this subpage is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In that case, proceed with caution.
Note: The fine print is fine. Like, really fine. Almost as fine as the line between reality and fantasy. Almost.