Procrastination 101: The Art of Doing Nothing
Welcome, fellow procrastinators. Procrastination 101 is a comprehensive guide for those who wish to achieve the art of doing nothing. In this course, we'll cover the basics of avoiding work, creating excuses, and finding creative ways to waste time.
Our curriculum includes:
- Underachiever's Guide: A step-by-step guide on how to achieve the lowest grades without actually trying.
- Advanced Techniques for Advanced Procrastinators: Learn how to turn your hobbies into careers, and your careers into hobbies.
- Overcoming the Need for Immediate Gratification: Discover how to delay satisfaction and live in a state of constant dissatisfaction.
By the end of this course, you'll be a master of procrastination. You'll be able to turn any task into a never-ending series of distractions, and your productivity will be reduced to zero.
Join our Underachiever's Society to connect with other like-minded individuals who share your passion for procrastination.
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