Step 1: Gather materials. You'll need:
Use your trusty welder to fuse the steel plating together, ensuring an impenetrable fortress. Add netting for an extra layer of defense. It's not like those seagulls are going to figure this out...
Avoid using anything that's too shiny or reflective, as seagulls are known to be attracted to such things. Instead, opt for:
And that's it! You're all set to face those feathered fiends with your new seagull-proof bunker! Tips and tricks for optimal seagull-deterrence! Defending your bunker from other unwanted critters.
While our bunker designs are guaranteed to keep seagulls at bay, we cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by other birds, such as the occasional curious peregrine or falcon.