AVOIDING SEAGULLS FAQ

General Information

Q: What is the primary goal of this website?

A: To provide you with the most comprehensive guide on how to avoid seagulls, those pesky, pilfering birds.

Seagull Identification

Q: How can I identify a seagull?

A: Look for the telltale signs: a beady eye, a squawking sound, and a penchant for stealing your snacks.

Q: What is the difference between a seagull and a gull?

A: The difference is in the attitude, man. Seagulls are the edgy, hipster cousins of the gull family. They're all about the 'gram and stealing your avocado toast.

Seagull Avoidance Techniques

Q: How can I avoid a seagull attack?

A: Wear a tin can on your head, make a loud, high-pitched whistling sound, or simply stay on the bus.

Seagull-Related Injuries

Q: What happens if I get attacked by a seagull?

A: Well, you might get pecked to death. But don't worry, it's not the end of the world. You can always sue the seagull for emotional distress.

Treatment Options for Seagull-Related Injuries

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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