Avert the Menace of the Triangle!

The Problem: Why Triangles Are the Worst

It's a fact: triangles are everywhere, and they're driving us all crazy! From the pesky geometry problems in school to the frustratingly obtuse angles in our favorite furniture, triangles are the bane of our existence.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution: the art of avoiding triangles!

Techniques for Triangular Aversion

1. Use the power of negative space. Create an empty rectangle within your composition, and voilà! The pesky triangle is vanquished.
2. Subvert expectations. Turn the triangle into a rhombus, or better yet, a circle! The less angular, the better.
3. Employ the art of misdirection. Distract the triangle with a flashy graphic or a witty remark, and it'll be gone in no time!

But Wait, There's More!

For the more advanced practitioner of triangular aversion, there's the Triangular Therapeutics course, where you'll learn to harness the power of Triangular Mindfulness to truly transcend the triangle.