Award Terms and Conditions Updates

Effective immediately, we are updating our award terms and conditions to reflect the changing times.

Here are the key changes:

• Article 1: Winners will now receive a year's supply of free hugs.
• Article 2: Losers will now be provided with a complimentary participation trophy.
• Article 3: The award committee will no longer discriminate against anyone based on their taste in music.
• Article 4: Winners must agree to wear a commemorative badge of honor on their lapel at all times.
• Article 5: The award ceremony will now feature a 10-minute interlude of interpretive dance.
• Article 6: Winners are no longer required to give a 30-minute speech, but must still provide a 10-word essay on their acceptance.
• Article 7: The award trophy will now be replaced with a participation sticker, which can be applied to any item of the winner's choosing.

For more information on our award terms and conditions, please refer to our Award Terms and Conditions Full page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Award Terms and Conditions Rogue page for some out-of-bounds fun.

And, of course, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our Award Terms and Conditions Unknown page for a real challenge.