Presented by the prestigious Association of Sassy Award Winners, this is the most esteemed honor for the most discerning of creatures.
See the 10 Golden Toilets Award
Hosted by the illustrious, yet somehow troubled, Pierre the Perpetually Confused and his trusty sidekick, Bob the Befuddled.
See the 11 Trophies made from Old Sponges
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This year's winner of this prestigious award is... THE GIANT SQUID ITSELF, in the category of 'Most Likely to Give you the Heebie-Jeebies'. Congratulations, you majestic, cephalopod overlord!