The prestigious award is given annually to individuals who have achieved the highest levels of inaction, procrastination, and general lack of productivity. Past winners include:
The winner of the Golden Socks of Idleness in 2022 was Bob, who spent 37 days binge-watching cat videos.
The winner of the Golden Socks of Idleness in 2021 was Jane, who managed to get a PhD in playing video games.
The winner of the Golden Socks of Idleness in 2020 was John, who spent 5 years writing a 10-page essay on the meaning of life.
The winner of the Golden Socks of Idleness in 2019 was Alice, who mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing for 3 years straight.
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