Welcome to the most prestigious and totally-not-made-up awards in the land of Neo-Burlonia!
Given to: Bertie McSarcasm for his unparalleled ability to make eye-rolling an Olympic sport.
Given to: Penny Delay for setting a new standard in doing nothing productive for 37 hours straight.
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