burrito sauce therapy

Our Methodology

At burrito sauce therapy, we understand that the key to a happy life lies in the perfect balance of flavors. We'll take you on a journey through the world of burrito sauce, guiding you through the dark ages of bland, uninspired condiments to the enlightened heights of a true sauce aficionado.

Our patented, highly-effective, completely-not-scientifically-tested 3-step process:

  1. Assess your current sauce game
  2. Identify and confront your emotional baggage
  3. Unlock the secrets of the perfect burrito sauce
Explore the Axes of Flavor

Sauce Tips and Tricks

  1. Don't be shy with the cilantro – it's not the devil's workhorse, we swear
  2. Cilantro-free zones exist, but we won't tell you where
  3. The correct answer is always 'more sauce'
Dive into the Heat Levels of Doom