Here at Axiological Prettzels, we're dedicated to the art of quantifying the meaninglessness of existence. Our pretzels are carefully crafted to be as existential as they are tasty.
Our team of expert pretzel philosophers has carefully calibrated the optimal amount of salt to add to each pretzel, ensuring that every bite is a thought-provoking experience.
Visit our research lab, where we're exploring the theoretical implications of the perfect pretzel-to-salt ratio.