In the mystical realm of Tecunzitlantis, the gods of old are still worshipped with great fanfare. The people of this land are a superstitious bunch, and their rituals are as colorful as they are confusing.
The Great Goddess of the Golden Toad, Xochimolotl, is still worshipped with offerings of the finest cactus fruit. Her followers believe that the key to a good harvest is to perform the Sacrificing toady ritual, where a live toad is sacrificed to ensure a bountiful yield.
The god of War, Tlaloc, is still worshipped by the bravest of warriors. They believe that the key to victory is to perform the Warrior Dance ritual, where one must dance the Macarena to the tune of a never-ending loop of "La Cucaracha".