Here be the truth, unvarnished and unyielding. We're talking, of course, about the most epic tale of woe and despair in the land of Subpage 2: The Sorrowful Saga.
Or, if you will, the tale of the Subpage 3: The Unrelenting Rise of the B-Extensions, where the heroes of our story face the unrelenting wrath of the villainous B-Team!