Prophecies by Prophet Nimbus

Apocalypse of the Snack Aisle

A calamity of epic proportions shall befall the dairy aisle, unleashing a torrent of nacho cheese and despair upon the land.

The Great Sock Drawer Convergence

In a shocking turn of events, all the missing socks shall reappear, only to be tangled in an inescapable knot of despair and lost dreams.

The Rise of the Robo-Butlers

In a world where robots have taken over, they shall be the ones serving you coffee, because humans clearly can't even get that right.

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