Prophet Xeridia

Prophet Xeridia, the patron saint of questionable life choices, is known for her unorthodox methods of divination.

Her prophecies are often shrouded in mystery, but always come with a side of existential dread.

Some say she's a charlatan, others a mystic. We say she's both.

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