B1 Prophet

The B1 Prophet has foreseen the end of all productivity and the beginning of a new era of binge-watching cat videos.

His prophecies have been interpreted by the greatest minds of our time, including:

• B1 Prophet 2: The Rise of the Snack Binge
• B1 Prophet 3: The Return of the Pajama Party

The B1 Prophet is currently in hiding, but his followers remain devoted to his cause, and are still waiting for the coming of:

• B1 Prophet 4: The Great Pretzel Famine