The Final Reckoning

By the power vested in me, I, B1 Prophet 6, declare this the final reckoning. The people have been warned, and now the time of reckoning has come. You may as well just give up now, because it's over.

As the chosen one, I have decreed that the following rules will be in effect:

• Article 1: All snacks are hereby abolished. You may not even think about snacks.
• Article 2: Anyone caught whispering to themselves will be subject to the ultimate penalty.
• Article 3: All forms of entertainment shall be deemed acceptable, except for reality TV.

Failure to comply with these decrees will result in... The Great Reckoning.

Or, you know, you can just appeal to the Council of Elders.